Sideswipe walks in and says "Sup?" and the human runs away screaming and then he wonders what happens ( all his previous owners were surprisingly cool with it)
*Gets up* Well, looks like this whole "keep our conscious selves hidden from the humans" thing just got tossed out the window. Hey, I'm Crash. Nobody else can know we come alive, alright? Big secret we gotta keep there.
Me : "I Heard that! By the way, I`m not giant So I won`t crush you or use you for play or wrong purposes! Besides I shrunk down to be you guys`size just so I could come here and hangout with you toys"